Hello! As you all know, PoppyBlue, QueenKyla and Emerie Lynn are having a 5-Day carnival! Today is the 2nd Day, Joke Day! PoppyBlue and Emerie are real jokers, so they will be presenting their jokes for you! They have collected 50 jokes for you!
Q : What dog always knows the time?
A : A watch dog!
Q : Why couldn't the dalmatian hide?
A : Because he was already spotted!
Q : Why did Tigger look inside the toilet?
A : He was looking for Pooh!
Q : The lion is the king of animals? Who is the king of sea animals?
A : Sea lion!
Q : Why was the light bulb failing its tests?
A : Because it wasn't too bright!
Q : What does Math stand for?
A : Mental Abuse To Humans!
Q : What bet can never be won?
A : The alpha-bet!
Q : What is in the middle of the sea?
A : The letter e!
Q : Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A : He heard it was high school!
Q : Why did the childern wear their swimsuits to school?
A : They went in a carpool!
Q : Why did the boy tie his watch to his bleeding leg?
A : Because time is the best healer!
Q : Why did the boy throw his alarm out of the window?
A : He wanted to see time fly!
Q : What did one frog say to another frog?
A : Time's fun when you're having flies!
Q : How does a bear start a race?
A : Ready, teddy, go!
Q : Why did the doctor's wife hate apples?
A : Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Q : Why was Cinderella a bad hockey player?
A : Because she had a pumpkin for a coach!
Q : What does a detective say when he's going to bed?
A : I'm going undercover!
Q : How do waves say hello?
A : They just wave!
Q : How did the painter scream?
A : As if he saw blue murder!
Q : What did the pencil say to the pen?
A : So what'd your point?
Q : What's black, white and terrifying?
A : A maths test!
Q : What did the alien say to the book?
A : Take me to your reader!
Q : Who is the king of the classroom?
A : The Ruler!
Q : What did the pencil say to the paper?
A : I dot my eye on you!
Q : What word is always spelt incorrectly?
A : Incorrectly!
Q : Why was the math book so depressed?
A : Because it was full of problems!
Q : Why did Albert Einstein agree with Isaac Newton?
A : Because wise men think alike!
Q : What kind of tree grows on your hand?
A : Palm tree!
Q : What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A : Finding half a worm!
Q : Before Mt.Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain on Earth?
A : Mt. Everest!
Q : Why did the boy bring a ladder to music class?
A : Because he wanted to hit the high notes!
Q : What did Baby Corn say to his mom?
A : Where is Pop corn?
Q : Why was Eve angry with Simon?
A : Because he had Adam's apple!
Q : What is a tree's favourite name?
A : Root beer!
Q : What did the tomato say to the burger?
A : I'll ketchup with you later!
Q : How do you make an egg laugh?
A : Tell a yolk!
Q : Why did the boy eat his homework?
A : Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Q : Why is the fly scared of the Internet?
A : Because of the World Wide Web!
Q : What did the postman say to the mail-box?
A : You've got mail!
Q : Why was William Wordsworth never lost on the roads?
A : Because where there's a Will, there's a way!
Q : What awards do doctors get?
A : Med-als!
Q : What are parents called in the Invisible World?
A : Trans-parent!
Q : What kind of shoes did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
A : Glass flippers!
Q : What did one invisible man say to the other?
A : It's good to not see you again!
Q : What will Mother Goose never say at dinner-time?
A : You goose is cooked!
Q : What kind of jokes do scientists tell?
A : Wisecracks!
Q : What happens to archaeologists who study mummies?
A : They get wrapped up in their work!
Q : What did dishonest Tim want to be when he grew up?
A : A lie-brarian!
Q : What do you make gold soup with?
A : 14 carrots(carats)!
Q : What do you get when an insect flies without a helmet?
A : A normal insect, of course!
Those are some of our jokes! Check in tomorrow for Dress-Up Day, the 3rd day of the carnival!
HAHA These jokes are hilarious! "What did one frog say to another frog? Time's fun when you're having flies!" I REALLY GET THAT!
ReplyDeleteYea! I'd prefer the other way round anytime...my favourite is "Why did Tigger look in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!" ! At first I was like "Ew...." then "Hah!"
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